Anonymous: Well you did just say that sometimes you like to be smooth as a dolphin?

yeah my legs???

Anonymous: How far is too far?

idk I just don’t want almost five hundred people potentially knowing about my hoo ha

Anonymous: Do you have a landing strip? What shape do you like?

this is a lil far ok

Anonymous: How do you feel about body hair?

Like shaving? Idc what other people do. Sometimes I don’t shave bc I’m lazy but I also like feelin smooth as a dolphin so yeah. Does that answer the question?



  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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goddamn everyone is rude as fuck

Anonymous: What stick and pokes do you have?

My left middle finger has III and PHX (the x looks like a star tho) and my left ring finger says REJOICE. Besides that I just have a few dots and marks in different places

goodbye oregon, hello 30 hour bus ride going straight into the sun.

Andy Warhol’s Screen Tests of Edie Sedgwick, Lou Reed, Bob Dylan, and Nico

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